flyernerd:

I wanna do a senior prank where I smother my school in URLs.  Reblog this and I’ll put your URL somewhere in my school and if I can send you a pic.  Please, I want this to be epic

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disobedient-aeromancer:

keepcalm-and-loki-on:

loki-the-hornstar:

dimwit-cynic:

alphabitchface:

orvaign:

since-the-day-we-found-you:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

Species: Human

Bestie: Thor

Roommate: Thor

First Kiss: Gabriel

Boyfrand: Castiel

Murderer: Nine

FELL FUCK YOU TOO NINE

Species: Time Lord

Bestie: Clint Barton

Roommate: Thor

First Kiss: Dean Winchester 

Boyfriend: Dean Winchester

Murderer: Clint Barton

SO MUCH FOR BEING MY BESTIE CLINT. GOD DAMN YOU.

Species: Trickster

Best friend: Greg Lestrade

Roomate: Castiel

First kiss: Crowley

Boyfriend: Crowley

Murderer: The Master

FUCK

Species: Trickster

Best friend: Cap

Room mate: 10

First kiss: Thor

Boyfriend: Dean

Murderer: Sam

The extent to which I am okay with this is probably unhealthy. I’m pretty sure Sam killed me because I stole Dean.

Species: Demi-God

Best Friend: Sam

Roommate: Gabriel

First Kiss: Greg

Boyfriend: Bruce

Murderer: Crowley

….okay.

Species: Trickster

Best friend: Rory Williams

Roommate: Sam Winchester

First Kiss: Jack Harkness

Boyfriend: Steve Rogers

Your Murderer: Jim Moriarty

Species: Time Lord

Best friend: Bruce Banner

Roomate: Sam Winchester

First kiss: Eleven

Boyfriend: Dean Winchester

Murderer: Castiel

absolutely positive Cas killed me because of Dean.

Species: Time Lord

Best Friend: Sherlock Holmes

Roommate: The Master

First Kiss: Sam Winchester

Boyfriend: Bruce Banner

Your Murderer: Thor

AWWW YEA JACKPOT.

Except for the fact where my roommate is a psycho and I’m killed by Thor, but details.

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purpleshirtofjohnlock:

jazzcat1231:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

funfandoms:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

Went to school with tally marks on my hands.
Four people asked me what it was.
One girl practically had a panic attack
And my science teacher asked me if I’d seen the Silence, so I responded “The What?” and his face went blank, and he replied. “What were you asking me about?” I just about cried laughing so hard.

we should have a day where whovians worldwide go out with tally marks on their hands and arms, freak the world out a little bit

^^This needs to happen.

Can we make this happen? How about April 23rd, the day The Impossible Astronaut (the first episode The Silence showed up in) aired. Yeah? C’mon people, let’s make this happen :D

HEAR THAT WHOVIANS?! This is happening. April 23rd. Tally marks on your hands and arms. DO IT.

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sexdrugsandthrash:

daisydarren:

badcgijosh:

9 signatures

you will never take our porn

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snakeandapples:

Hello there, Ladies!  It’s giveaway time!

I’m of the opinion that all women should be free to have orgasms, so I’m conducting a giveaway for just that purpose!  Ten lucky people will receive a Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator and one lucky person will receive a Gold Bullet Vibrator.  All eleven vibes are new in package and have not been opened.

How do I win?  What are the rules?

• Reblog this post once.  Multiple reblogs will result in disqualification and likes do not count.
• You don’t need to follow me in order to qualify.
• Have your ask box open on Friday, April 12th so I can contact you and get your address.
• I will ship internationally.
• Because of the nature of this giveaway, please be 18 or over.

Giveaway ends at 11:59 pm PST on Thursday, April 11, 2013.

Winners will be selected Friday, April 12, 2013 using a random number generator.  Winners will be contacted via ask box April 12th.  Please respond quickly when contacted so I can mail the vibrators out as soon as possible.

Good luck!

And if you want a bit more information on the vibrators…

Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator description from GoodVibes.com:

This firm, waterproof vibrator features several rows of sensation nubs topped with a mushroom-shaped head that is perfect for applying pressure on the G-spot. An excellent choice for both beginning and more experienced vibe users, these chic, sleek, see-though toys feature a strong reliable motor controlled by a multi-speed dial. A great toy for external clitoral stimulation or internal G-spot stimulation.

Gold Bullet Vibrator description from Babeland.com:

Treat yourself to luxury without breaking the bank-the Pure Gold Bullet vibrator gives you a healthy dose of glamour in a tiny, powerhouse package. Just slip this discreet vibe in your purse, and with a turn of the adjustable-speed dial, you’ll be golden. And it’s splashproof, so it’s perfect for the shower. Also available as part of the Gold Standard Kit.

aschetheartist:

pinksugarbat:

fuckyesdeadpool:

by むだになります 

chortle

I LIKE THIS. LOL

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moodymuse:

aradiyeah:

w-for-wumbo:

eikiji:

This post dedicated to the shitdick who wedged his car in front of mine without using his turn signal and then had the nerve to get mad when I honked my horn.

That footnote at the end of the last slide isn’t large enough.

IF YOU TURN WITHOUT SIGNALING OR SIGNAL AFTER YOU’VE ALREADY TURNED, YOU SHOULD DIE IN A CAR FIRE BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY JUST FLIPPING A FUCKING SWITCH UP OR DOWN SHITBRAINS

I can’t count the number of times I’ve almost gotten into an accident because some shit decided it’s too much effort to use their fucking signal.

This is how drivers ed should be taught.

YES, THIS PLEASE. IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO LEARN.

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I demand an arch reactor…dermal top….now
anyone?

For the microdermal….in my chest…perfect spot for one yes?